Doing a Moz

An unfortunate soul, just can’t seem to win at anything despite claiming to be a master sportsman

Mateeee he just got tonked 57-4
Jesus he’s doing a Moz

by BigFatWillsClaretBlueArmy April 25, 2023

Doing a Peterson

The term comes from Jordan Peterson and his tendency to talk in a manner that is considered too abstract and vague to understand. This typically has the effect of impressing simple-minded bozos that can’t see through his bullshit. So, anyone doing a Peterson is just an asshole using jargon and concepts that no sane man has the time to try to understand, but the speaker is just a dumbass himself because he just makes simple concepts sound complicated and profound.

"Marx wrote his critique of value and value labor was written in a hegelian sense as the abstract value of commodities is independent from material reality which in itself is a clear hegelian virtue of the mind-body dualism"
"Bro stop doing a Peterson, please speak in a common language that everyone can understand"

by Mahablanka September 30, 2021

to do an Eren

To single-handedly wipe out a vast majority of the human race, with the total and complete intention of self-sacrifice at its end. To do an Eren implies that the user is completely fed up with the state of the world, and would rather have it, and themselves, turn into a pile of dust, than return to their soul-numbing vocation.

I love the expression "to do an Eren". It helps me sleep at night. - One psychopath to another

by maybeiwanttousemyrealname July 27, 2021

Doing a David

When you leave you microphone muted and continue to talk without realising in the party chat

"unmutes mic" I was muted!
Friends: Were you doing a David?

by MrDiddles June 22, 2021

Doing a Matt

When you get an exceptionally good score on Geoguessr's Daily Challenge, and are humble about it.

"Hey, look over there... an extremely rare occurrence of someone Doing a Matt"

by 69_Dan_69 May 23, 2022

Do it on LAN

"p*morte"
random fuckwit coding clan
several members been caught/observed cheating

Person: Do it on LAN p*morte u coding fgts
besty: Net is the way to go
592: im a fgt cheater who got busted

by random March 19, 2003

Cumsock-do

When a mans cum sock becomes crusty enough to have a condom put on it and be inserted into the vagina or anus, resembling a dildo. Hence the name, cumsock-do

I walked in on my mum using my cum sock to jack off my sister, Im calling it a cumsock-do!

by cookedbogan69 January 11, 2021