BigFatWillsClaretBlueArmy's definitions

Mark Deano

Thinks he’s van der sar in goal but more like van Barneveld. Needs to act his age n stop being a blithering idiot

Oh no the keepers had a mark deano there ffs

by BigFatWillsClaretBlueArmy December 12, 2025

Micky Moz

No relation to the Disney mouse but Moz does kick balls to pluto

Go on son, have a shot
No wait it’s Micky Moz

Ffs that’s ended up on pluto

by BigFatWillsClaretBlueArmy April 28, 2023

Doing a Moz

An unfortunate soul, just can’t seem to win at anything despite claiming to be a master sportsman

Mateeee he just got tonked 57-4
Jesus he’s doing a Moz

by BigFatWillsClaretBlueArmy April 25, 2023

Taken to Bournemouth

Bournemouth being a complete shithole so a great innuendo for a fine bit of buggery

Ooooof look at his Nan, she’s gotta be taken to Bournemouth

by BigFatWillsClaretBlueArmy July 5, 2022