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Definitions by BigFatWillsClaretBlueArmy

Mark Deano

Thinks he’s van der sar in goal but more like van Barneveld. Needs to act his age n stop being a blithering idiot
Oh no the keepers had a mark deano there ffs

Micky Moz 

No relation to the Disney mouse but Moz does kick balls to pluto
Go on son, have a shot
No wait it’s Micky Moz

Ffs that’s ended up on pluto

Doing a Moz 

An unfortunate soul, just can’t seem to win at anything despite claiming to be a master sportsman
Mateeee he just got tonked 57-4
Jesus he’s doing a Moz

Taken to Bournemouth 

Bournemouth being a complete shithole so a great innuendo for a fine bit of buggery
Ooooof look at his Nan, she’s gotta be taken to Bournemouth