BigFatWillsClaretBlueArmy's definitions

Doing a Moz

An unfortunate soul, just can’t seem to win at anything despite claiming to be a master sportsman

Mateeee he just got tonked 57-4
Jesus he’s doing a Moz

by BigFatWillsClaretBlueArmy April 25, 2023

Micky Moz

No relation to the Disney mouse but Moz does kick balls to pluto

Go on son, have a shot
No wait it’s Micky Moz

Ffs that’s ended up on pluto

by BigFatWillsClaretBlueArmy April 28, 2023

Taken to Bournemouth

Bournemouth being a complete shithole so a great innuendo for a fine bit of buggery

Ooooof look at his Nan, she’s gotta be taken to Bournemouth

by BigFatWillsClaretBlueArmy July 5, 2022

Mark Deano

Thinks he’s van der sar in goal but more like van Barneveld. Needs to act his age n stop being a blithering idiot

Oh no the keepers had a mark deano there ffs

by BigFatWillsClaretBlueArmy December 12, 2025