Urban Dictionary: Definitions by BigFatWillsClaretBlueArmy

Mark Deano

Thinks he’s van der sar in goal but more like van Barneveld. Needs to act his age n stop being a blithering idiot

Oh no the keepers had a mark deano there ffs

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No relation to the Disney mouse but Moz does kick balls to pluto

Go on son, have a shot
No wait it’s Micky Moz

Ffs that’s ended up on pluto

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An unfortunate soul, just can’t seem to win at anything despite claiming to be a master sportsman

Mateeee he just got tonked 57-4
Jesus he’s doing a Moz

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Bournemouth being a complete shithole so a great innuendo for a fine bit of buggery

Ooooof look at his Nan, she’s gotta be taken to Bournemouth

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