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Assholes Anonymous 

This is a 12-step program for people addicted to being assholes and who wish to attempt recovery.
Jerk: I just joined Assholes Anonymous.

Friend: Remember, call your sponsor before you even open your mouth.

assholic 

adjective describing someone or something that has the qualities and/or characteristics of an asshole.
That priest gave a really assholic sermon today.

assholic by berserker256 May 17, 2003
Someone who consistently abuses internet fora and discussion boards to post stupid questions a quick google search could have easily answered. Usually withholds relevant information so that even posters trying to help cannot really solve his problem adequately. Utterly disgraceful and quick to insult anyone who refers him to google or other sources.

As a professional: the living definition of a malpractice case.
Nik (celebrity askhole extraordinaire): Quick, I need to know whether a landlord is allowed to... .

Board (grown impatient): You again? Don't you claim to be an attorney? Have a look into the relevant statute and case law or at least do you goo diligence.

Nik: Fuck you.
askhole by Bianca Aschendorf July 30, 2007

smelled like a bucket of assholes 

an extremely offensive odor, possibly what the inside of a johnny on the spot would smell like if you stuck your head down the bowl; an odor so horrific, you would stick ur head up your own ass just to escape it; a truly epic flatulation, one so disgusting it would choke a farm mule
Guy one: Dude, i went down on your sister and it smelled like a bucket of assholes!

Guy two: Dude, you gotta sniff it before you lick it!
The asswhole speaks to the entire and usually shitty body of work of an individual.
I gotta hand it to him, he's a real asswhole.
asswhole by tirtle February 9, 2019

Assholism 

A following practiced by many around the world, which needs several years of training and a natural instinct of basic shittiness.
A:What's with that omar, man?
B:Oh, he's a strict assholist, he trains in assholism everyday.
Assholism by Rapius August 20, 2009