Ass Clown 

An "Insult" used by idiots who can't come up with a better insult so they pull a clown out of their ass and say "This r ass u, u ass clown!!" and then he gets punched in the throat.

First of all we didn't help you because nobody likes you, Second, WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ASS CLOWN YOU INBRED RETARD?

Ass Clown by T.I.T.L.e. September 8, 2010

ass chili 

much like turtle soup but darker and finer chucks of debris, accompanied by a burning bung hole. Usually produced after a heavy night of eating 7-11 food and drinking.

Dam where's the Prep-H? I just made some serious Ass Chili.

ass chili by J.F. February 12, 2003

ass pumping 

ass pumping - utilization of the buttocks in a general up and down motion to facilitate the use of a pump or other similar applied pressure working device. Definition may be inclusive of fully or partially clothed buttocks, or entirely unclothed buttocks.

Common devices used when ass pumping:
tire pump, beer keg "tap"

Expressions: "You can pump a keg with that ass!"

ass pumping by TCR May 22, 2006

ass flood 

I huge ejaculation within ones ass.

I left that bitch with an ass flood.

ass flood by squizzy October 15, 2003

ass death

a word to describe anything that smells, sounds, tastes, feels, or looks terrible or disgusting

Kendra's breath smells like ass death.

ass death by buttpiratess November 22, 2004

ass window

A small hole in a pair of jeans that would reveal a portion a person's behind if they happen to be wearing a thong or possibly less.

Did you see the ass window on her?

ass window by Dean Stansbury as inspired by Jen Jud May 10, 2006

ass-mole 

A combo of asshole and mole used to describe a female that you dislike.

Man i hate tina, she is an ass-mole

ass-mole by 2345432545324534332455435454 August 20, 2007