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Ass pennies

Pennies that you shove up your ass.
They normally smell like ass.
Pennies can be stored in your rectum, can be used for later use.
John: "Hey dude, can I borrow a couple of pennies?"

Ryan: "Sure let me get them from my ass."

John: "Thanks bro, I can always count on you and your ass pennies."
by Ripply-Dickly January 27, 2020
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ass jesus

God himself, embodied into a profile picture of jouta kujo and brings holiness upon the land.
"man, how did joe finally get laid?"
"nobody knows, we can only thank ass Jesus"
by juwupiter February 12, 2020
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booth ass

People who sit at a toll booth for a long time get booth ass. It’s a big flat ass like pancake.
by Marah2752 February 22, 2020
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Ass pecker

A person who like to peck ass because they get in your business
Dude,don't be an ass pecker
by dangatang55 July 28, 2020
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done-ass

A done-ass is when a guy that you are currently dating is acting in a way that you no longer want to be seeing him.

A sassy way of saying you are done with that dumbass.
Ema: My boyfriend won't go down on me.
Amy: Oh he's such a done-ass!
by Ema&Amy November 29, 2012
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chewbacca ass

Girl, he was so fine, but when we were finished he turned around and all I could see was his chewbacca ass!
by emoteddylion June 27, 2012
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Ass-cobbler

1) a complete dill weed who looks at your girlfriends ass
Dill weed: "Damn, look at that ass!"

Boyfriend: (he overheard) "yo buddy back off my girl ass- cobbler!"

Dill weed: " whoa there! Sorry bout dat friend!"

( the ass-cobbler is jumped, tea bagged multiple times, and then stripped, having to walk home naked with shame D)
by CUNGALUNGA July 13, 2012
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