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you can't imitate love, no matter how bad you want to, you can't leave without hurting someone, and you can't stay without getting attached, just, stop being scared, and be happy.
"max wont ever be over you, but he wont ever stay friend with you either"
by pandypandora December 7, 2021
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max

a tomgirl who likes tomboys and think's that lead is so heavy that 3 people could not even hold a spoon full a max is can also not tell the difference between a rihno and elephant max his height is around 4 feet most people say he is not good enough to go to tournaments and max has erectile dysfunction
max has outism and is not as funny as pakal
by dummy thicc yeti pics February 1, 2020
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Max

Max is the sweetest thing to walk on Earth. Once you see him, there's no going back, you're destined to be best friends.
He is mostly very social, except when the biology teacher asks him something he doesn't know. He is known for dabbing too much and getting in trouble with his "jokes". He is very brave and noble but little does anybody know that he is soft and emotional if you get to know him a little bit more.
Max is all you look for in a friend or a possible s/o.
Maddie: Hey! There goes Max!
Tara: Yo, Max!
Dean: Man, I love Max.
by homoreceptor March 10, 2019
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Max Ingham

He will touch you here and there,
He will touch you everywhere.
Just use it to describe max Ingham
by Humans jhbe September 22, 2023
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Max

In Latin, Max means the Ultimate Virgin King. If someone lost their virginity, it's absorbed by him
by Captain Bill McAwesome III November 1, 2019
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max ritters

one of the coolest people ever he has the biggest cock ever and gets all the bitches he is super rich and way cooler than any other person
omg there is max ritters will you smash?

i cant believe max ritters is here!
by anonymous November 25, 2021
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cult maxing

is an attempt at enhancing one's cult exposure by methods including joining, starting, or contributing to cults
Sarah joined 3 cults last summer she's no cap cult maxing like a gangster.
by MaxwellMurdoch June 19, 2022
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