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smashed apples 

A term to describe a really ugly person.
"That girl had a face like a bag of smashed apples."
smashed apples by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

smashturbate 

when you wanna smash someone but you cant so you go home and smashturbate
smashturbate by frprtz March 29, 2010

mushroom smashing 

The homosexual act of rubbing the tip of ones penis against the tip of another man's penis for the purpose of sexual pleasure.
Ken took Ben home after meeting at The Manhole. They were so aroused in each others presence that they whiped out their erect cocks and started mushroom smashing until ken unleashed his man paste all over Ben's hairy chest.

dick hole smashing

The smashing of the dick as a pleasurable joke. Usually to make fun of the one injured in the process. Even though you cant really smash the dick hole, you can easily make a guy steril by crushing their dick.
Sasha looks like an egg bean and her friends say she has a witch nose .She gets bullied a lot by Sage and Harmony. But Evan has a bug crushie on her and she just can't see that happening. She thinks he is a pedophile and she wants to get a restraining order against him. Also she is not hot. She plays the Saxophone and Cello. She has anxiety and really hopes Evan stays away from her. She also needs to stop being bullied. Finally, um Sasha is actually the one writing this so Evan back off and (im just kidding about the bullying those peeps are my bsfs) but either way sasha is ugly and she needs a manz that is not Evan

smashed on 

1. Telling someone of lesser intelligence how increasingly stupid they are, then making an obvious statement, and showing them how idiotic they REALLY truly are..
2. Used to be known as "Modded." Now a Bay Area, California term.
3. For increasing insult for the victim, say the 'Smash'..look at them for exactly 1 second and CLAP your hands unnecessarily hard in there face.. and say "SMASHED YA DUMB BITCH!"
1.
me: Get the fuck off AIM bitch!
him: ='(
me: when u cry.. it makes me happy
him: GOD DAMN FOO.. that fuckin evilness
me =D

2.
me: I'm telling you its $100 dollars!
her: NO! its only $50
me: WatCh! ill ask them!
-the person says its $100..-
me: SMASHED... YA DUMB BITCH! *CLAP*
smashed on by NickSter March 29, 2004