Definitions by Systolic

Moopy 

Not working properly. Niggardly. Lazy, The act of being moopy.

What's up with this moopy ass joint? I can't even get a hit off of it.

Moopy by Systolic November 27, 2006

Moop 

Someone of African decent. Someone that claims that they are caucasian, but has dark hair and dark skin; such as a Spaniard or a Sicilian.

If my daughter ever brought a moop home, I'd shoot him right in his face,

Moops can't swim very well.

The Moops began their conquest of Sicily in 827 AD

Those Moops did so much fucking; they permanently changed the bloodline of Sicily.

Moop by Systolic November 27, 2006

Moop 

Someone of African decent. Someone that claims that they are caucasian, but has dark hair and dark skin; such as a Spaniard or a Sicilian.

If my daughter ever brought a moop home, I'd shoot him right in his face,

Moops can't swim very well.

The Moops began their conquest of Sicily in 827 AD

Those Moops did so much fucking; they permanently changed the bloodline of Sicily.

Moop by Systolic November 27, 2006

mushroom smashing 

The homosexual act of rubbing the tip of ones penis against the tip of another man's penis for the purpose of sexual pleasure.

Ken took Ben home after meeting at The Manhole. They were so aroused in each others presence that they whiped out their erect cocks and started mushroom smashing until ken unleashed his man paste all over Ben's hairy chest.

mushroom smashing by Systolic May 11, 2006

Clark circle 

The act of a group of men forming a circle or a ring while performing anal sex on each other. The group of men create a circle while penetrating each other anally. This typically requires five or more standing participants engaging in a ring of anal sex.

The amount of butterscotch created from the Clark circle was unfathomable.

The gay men were covered in fecal matter after participating in a clark circle.

Clark circle by Systolic January 9, 2006