killing kittens

masturbating, usually guys jerking off to pornographic images. a common phrase on fark.com.

Please forgive me in advance for the one or two kittens that I may be directly responsible for killing after looking at this boobies link.

by tonmeister May 13, 2005

Killdozer

1) Title of a 1974 ABC Movie of the Week. The plot: A malevolent entity inhabits a bulldozer which then goes on a killing spree. The big 'fight scene' pits the Killdozer against a crane.
2) An '80's alternative rock band which took their name from the movie.

Dude! Did you see that old Killdozer video?

by t045t October 2, 2005

Killswitch Engage

Great metal band which blends aggressive metal verse into a melodic chorus.

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

killed

To perform a great show.

Dave's act killed, and he got a standing ovation.

by Oscar MacGorden May 16, 2012

The Killers

A rock band formed in 2002 which has four popular studio albums: Hot Fuss, Sam's Town, Sawdust, and Day&Age.

Guy #1: Dude, isn't Hot Fuss one of the Greatest albums ever?

Guy #2: Yeah, The Killers are also the greatest band ever!

by Kick ass 630 June 28, 2010

killjoy

A person who deprives everyone of their joy in the moment, sometimes resulting in silence.

When Bob walked in, and then everybody's expression changed and everyone stopped talking, Bob is a real killjoy

by Chieftawsmcool January 18, 2011

Killed by the Guardians

The result of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of Halo. It is the eventuality of an anomaly, which despite Bungie's sincerest efforts has been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden to sedulously avoid it, it is not unexpected, and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you, inexorably, to be killed by the guardians.

Running... jump... death.

You were Killed by the Guardians.

by Halcylon March 18, 2008