1. A man or woman who, upon meeting them, you know by instinct that you will have sex with.
2. Noticing the obvious attractive aspects of another, a sexually mature person can pinpoint a pubescent counterpart, and target them for potential intercourse.
1. John met a beautiful young woman while travelling, and to his companion mentioned "I'm gonna fuck that chick, eventuallay".
2. Trevor knew Emma Watson was an eventuallay in 2005 when she was 14! Some call it pedophilia, I call it genius.
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.