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dad wagon 

A dad wagon is where at least 5 dads run a train on one of the dad’s sons, making dad jokes as they do it.
Incest is fine but I hate it when my dad runs a dad wagon on me with his friends.
dad wagon by Dad-inator May 15, 2019
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Jolly Wagger 

"Aww look at this jolly wagger"
"He's always happy to see you!"

throat wagon 

A very popular area to haul man gravy.
I really need to get rid of some man gravy so I had to put in the throat wagon

Chuck Wagon 

A minivan driven around in the suburbs. You can pile up a lot of people and kids and items from the supermarket.
I see Marlene is driving the chuck wagon to Wal-Mart to go grocery shopping for her and them five kids.
Chuck Wagon by D-Day Fosho August 26, 2019

Floppy Waggerdoodle 

When a special person decides to be a dick on the day where you can't take it and you just go off. This person exhibits traits of: being a dick, annoyingness, hooking up with your ex a week after breaking up, trying to court you, not using their seat belt in your car, or not remembering the bee song.
Jim: Hey Brad, I like your shirt dude!

Brad: Fuck off Jim, you Floppy Waggerdoodle!

fruit wagon 

Someone who is loud obnoxious, stupid or just plane annoying. Dolt can be subbed in.
Those girls never stop yapping! What a bunch of fruit wagons!
fruit wagon by The fountain of youth. September 17, 2019