Mud Taco 

Noun. A male's rectum, usually after engaging in vigorous anal sex, that is hardly functional or useful for anything other then more anal sex.

Jake has been sleeping around with many men, and now his ass is a straight up mud taco. Damn.

Mud Taco by BODYMASSAGEMACHINE July 19, 2009

glossy taco 

A glossy taco is another word for a clear top coat (only holosexuals would understand) and u apply it on top of your nail polish

Christine (aka simplynaillogical) ADORES using a glossy taco anywhere anytime

glossy taco by Hollooo July 30, 2017

Texas Taco Salad 

Is when you throw up inside your girls vajayjay and you fuck her until your throw up becomes a creamy like substance, then you top it off with your own table cream (semen).

My girl wanted to try something new in bed, so i bust out the Texas Taco Salad on her. She hasnt asked for anything new ever since.

Texas Taco Salad by Taconaire September 14, 2009

road taco 

when a well to do male decides that that while the girl is driving, she deserves a treat, so he decided to suprise her by eating her out as she drives.

Wow, I couldn't believe my boyfriend gave me road taco, but hey, it was great!

road taco by iheartmytacooo November 22, 2004

mega taco 

A swollen female vag that protrudes through tight clothing - most likely because it is hungry; or, engorged with taco stuffing. Either way, it is similar to the female cameltoe but sligtly more frigtening.

mega taco + pants (optional) = hungry women

mega taco by douche-homo April 5, 2008

cold taco 

The vagina of a deceased female. Usually referred to when discussing the subject of necrophilia.

"I hit some cold taco at the cemetery last night, got a little muddy!"
"Whoa dude, didn't know you were into things besides cold sausage..."

cold taco by nixobeohs April 4, 2009

El Taco 

1.) a mispronunciation of "Al Quida"

2.) an evil piece of Mexican food, often with beef, cheese, sour cream, tomatoes, and lettuce, which is here to destroy us all

1.) "There has been a lot of fear recently of El Tac...Al Quida."

2.) "OH NO! HERE COMES THE TACO! EAT IT QUICKLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!"

El Taco by DeWayne Mann May 20, 2003