Left King-Nut 

The left nut(OF A KING ONLY!!!!). Dangles from the pubis as an essential part of the genitalia. Typically larger and hanging lower than the right nut. The dominant testicle.

Billy: Those niggers can suck on my left King-nut, they can't fuck with me.

Allen: Your majesty.. I-....

Left King-Nut by Gag on my poop nut October 17, 2019

honey no nut cheerios 

When you put a box of Honey Nut Cheerios in your underwear to stop you from nutting. This ritual is usually only done on November, but it is also used as a punishment from parents when they catch their kids nutting.

Joel: My mom caught me nutting, so she gave me some Honey No Nut Cheerios.
Vince: Ah man, that's pretty embarrassing.

honey no nut cheerios by john stromboli September 7, 2020

busted like a nut

When someone walks in on you masturbating.

"Aw, why did John get grounded"
"He got busted like a nut by his mom last night"

busted like a nut by familyguydork November 30, 2020

Jiggle Back Clapped My Nut 

When you get smacked in the butt and it reverberates on to your nut or nuts.

He jiggle back clapped my nuts man.

Jiggle Back Clapped My Nut by matheydray June 23, 2021

Fake News Fuck Nut 

Everyone knows someone that talks and talks about their amazing sex life and sexual partners. Bragging about how they can get anyone to fuck them. Most of them are fake news fuck nuts.

Fake News-Information given to another that is not true.

Fuck Nut- Talks about how great they are in bed way to much. Fuck is sex and nut is someone that’s missing some marbles.

So Fake News Fuck Nut would be someone insanely lying about their sex life. Including who, how, when, what position etc. EVERYTHING is a total lie.

1. I’m starting to think that Dick is a Fake News Fuck Nut. He has to be in la la land because it’s too unrealistic.

2. Gina G-Spot is a total Fake News Fuck Nut! According to her every guy she meets wants to fuck her. She wishes.

Fake News Fuck Nut by Bangin ST January 14, 2022

Screw the nut 

Glaswegian slang meaning “be careful”, “pay attention” or “stop messing about” depending on the situation. Your “nut” is your head, or your brain, to be more precise!

“Screw the nut, ya dafty!”
…means “stop messing about, you silly person!”

Screw the nut by Terrysuki July 25, 2022

wing nut 

a person who has ears that stick out so much they can get pay TV for free

Shut up sean you wing nut you talk so much shit, you neva got laid, go eat a cookie or sumfin!
sean see gobshite

wing nut by Systm September 16, 2005