Rape Is Like Candy

Rape is like candy, it's easy to take from babies and retards.

Originally Said by Tim Henson of the Distorted View Podcast. It's a meme among fans of the show.

Rape is like candy, It's easy to take from a baby.

by Kuja T November 28, 2007

tight like a tiger

A superlative level of tightness.

"Shelly finally gave it up, dude!"

"Holy shit, how was it?"

"It was SO fucking tight. It was tight like a tiger, man."

by Danny Delinquent January 5, 2004

make like a baby

A phrase coined by a beautiful girl named Gabriella. Means to leave a place or situation that is boring to you. Much like makin like a banana or makin like a tree, to make like a baby means to head out like when a baby is born and comes head out through the mothers vajayjay.

Sean: "This party blows."

Gaby: "Yeah, lets make like a baby and head out."

by seansauce26 May 16, 2010

Land it like Sully

The Godly act of averting cataclysmic disaster and overwhelming odds to forever become a household name.

Eric: Holy crap!!The U.S. economy is about to go to hell.
Pat: No worries man, I'm sure Obama will Land it like Sully.
Eric: Glad we live here in Canada though.
Pat: Shhhh, they'll hear us.

by Shaithis January 27, 2009

squeal like a piggy

When you're camping in the wilderness and two hillbillies take you and your friend hostage, tying your friend to a tree, while proceeding to bang you in your manhole while you scream and beg them not to. This is the resulting sound you make as the dirty redneck has his hairy way with your white city-slicker ass.

I'ma make you squeal like a piggy boy!

by Domino December 16, 2006

real like madrid

being real, or in other words amazing, good, or great at something. Refers to the soccer team real madrid who is arguably the best soccer team and the most popular.
people refer to the soccer team as being "real"...hence the phrase real like madrid

guy 1: yo I played alot of soccer over the summer
guy 2: i bet you still suck though
guy 1: nah bro im real like madrid now

by chocolate fever September 23, 2011

spreads like butter

when a girl is very sexual and spreads her legs easily to another guy so they could insert their dick inside of her.

“Hey did you hear about the new girl?”
“Yeah, I heard she spreads like butter.”

by ESKETIT2017 December 28, 2017