The Coldfoot Bit

The bit of comedic relief received from the story that will be told of your usual debaucherous and/or adulterous escapade in Coldfoot, AK or other small work camps in isolated areas.
This entry will be discovered sometime and be added to the canon of The Coldfoot Bit, it's discovery will be recognized in a new entry entitled "Coldfoot Bit Discoverer."
The Coldfoot Bit is about the authentic absurdity of it all, 50 people keeping themselves voluntary in close quarters 500 miles from nowhere.

The Coldfoot Bit is a coping mechanism to stay self aware and check in with oneself that one is young and crazy or maybe actually going insane from camp life.
The Coldfoot Bit zeitgeist considers itself to be the best bit and therefore becomes a classic addition to the widespread meta-modern movement scholars are noticing, blaming such historical events such as 911 or the Covid-19 pandemic.
The Coldfoot Bit is not responsible for the personality, psychological or morality changes the do occur during camp life. The bit remains self-aware and collective to the point it is in accountable. Get back to civilization and discover your family and friends don't know you anymore? YOU made YOUR decision to contribute to "the bit" out of your own free will, or maybe your will with the help of some illicit substances.

In the end, the Coldfoot Bit is used by everyone like a bitch. Treat the bit kindly or the bit will spin around and bite your gonads off.
DON'T GET BIT BY THE BIT.

So at the bonfire the other day, so and so got drunk and shaved of all his hair off. So and So did it for The Coldfoot Bit.

So and so tried to jump the bonfire for the bit but landed in it, luckily she was ok.

by TheWolfsJaw August 13, 2025

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So Cold

Crowded streets all cleared away, one by one
Hollow heroes separate as they run
You're so cold, keep your hand in mine
Wise men wonder while strong men die
Show me how it ends, it's alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfied and empty inside
Well, that's alright, let's give this another try
If you find your family, don't you cry
In this land of make believe, dead and dry
You're so cold but you feel alive
Lay your hands on me one last time
Show me how it ends, it's alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfied and empty inside
Well, that's alright, let's give this another try
Show me how it ends, it's alright
Show me how defenseless you really are
Satisfied and empty inside
Well, that's alright, let's give this another try
It's alright

It's alright, it's alright
It's alright, it's alright
It's alright, it's alright
It's alright, it's alright

So Cold

by Txorromorro September 21, 2025

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Man Cold

The man called is extremely severe, and if not properly babied, it could be fatal.

The severity of a man called is often compared to that of childbirth, and should be cared for as such.

Without proper empathy, nurturing, temperature checks,, tea, soups, and soft blankies, the man cold could result in the man flu. Use caution to avoid the man flu!!!

Of course, I can clean the house take care of the kids cook the food run the errands work 40 hours a week go to soccer and ballet practice, I only have my menstrual cycle and a migraine…. My husband has a man cold. He is down for the count.

by DrWife September 28, 2025

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