slapping the sack

When someone with a tiny penis "try's" to masturbate. Their peter is so tiny that they end up just slapping their sack

Jessica: I caught Perry beating off in the bathroom yesterday.
Amanda: Trust me, his dick is so small he was just slapping the sack.

by Jameshasahugecock March 20, 2018

bulgarian sack meat

When Bulgarians throw various meat into a burlap sack and then proceed to roast it.

Dave: "What do you want in your mouth?"

Kim: "Bulgarian sack meat. of course."

by Xx_WordVixen_xX January 6, 2018

sack of old ham

Used to describe an assblast or a fuckface

That guy is seriously a sack of old ham

by Mr. yee November 30, 2017

Eye Sacks

sexy QT pie who you could never look at because he is in a serious relationship and DONT FUCKING LOOK AT HIM k thanks bye (also is sweety and gives good cuddles)

Wow look at Eye Sacks! He’s in a serious relationship and we should never talk to him

by Dndldjdldkd November 21, 2021

hairy sack of magic

The magical sack where one's testicles are encased. This sack is magical because it is used in making babies.

Where did you come from?
My father's hairy sack of magic.

by Knacker Sack September 16, 2015

sack of russets

The unflattering effect of a large unshapely female posterior squeezed into tight pants.

spandex + cottage cheese bootie = Sack of Russets

by Pedro von grovellor June 14, 2010

jaunty jiggle sacks

tits, boobs, breasts.

damn girl, you got some jaunty jiggle sacks

by kira121 September 16, 2020