May 26

The best legends of the world are born on this day. If you know someone born on this day go up to them and recognize their greatness.

Nick, "It's Jacob's birthday."

Tyler, "Today is May 26."

Tyler," Hey Jacob, congrats on being ythe captain of basketbalm team and football team."

by Jack267 April 11, 2020

Brodie may

A girl who is creative and kinky. Everybody hates her but she doesnt show that until 3am in the morning whilst she's searching up deoressing quotes on incognito mode.

Everybody hates Brodie may

by Sadkitty meow April 12, 2020

May

The whole month of may is National give head month.

Girl:Hey what month is it?
Guy:May, you know what that means?
Girl:No?
Guy:It’s National give head month, so you have to give me head.

by Weiner17 April 15, 2020

beth may

An absolute b*tch. Beth Mays tend to lie about r*pe and blame others for their actions.

“Beth May has lied about rape again...”

“Keep away from a Bethany May...”

by Abcfegfs April 16, 2020

May

A cute girl you know you like but Looks as if every other guy likes her so you hold back but then you get to know each other but then she breaks your fucking heart and friend zones you like the other 2 girls you loved

May fuck u

by True Slav April 26, 2020

May 24th

The day when a math prodigy was born

She's so good at math! When was she born?
May 24th

by Angel_Potat March 18, 2020

50 Shades Of May

Derived from Ex-British Prime Minister, Theresa May. When a British prime minister enjoys the practice of BDSM.

50 Shades Of May extract:
"Before I know it, Donald's got both of my hands in his orange grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wheat field gate using his tiny hand … His other small hand grabs my short hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his crusty lips are on mine …"

by C L G March 24, 2020