Lock n' Load

Sex position with man on top and woman lying face down with legs together. This could also be used for anal entry.

Lock n' load is one of my favorite positions!

by jibjabber November 5, 2008

eat n smoke

Real potheads dont put on the spliff just cuz dinner is served

ergo: eat n smoke

Last x-mas we did some serious eat n smoke at turkey dinner

by CNote7 December 14, 2008

H-A-N-D

When a friend goes to the bathroom, wish them well with: Have A Nice Dump

Howard: Hey Man, H-A-N-D
Larry: Thanks Dude

by OKd For Ballot January 16, 2006

derp 'n' smerp

The act of skipping school and then smoking weed.

"Fuck this next class, let's derp 'n' smerp!"

by Moofuhdoo May 8, 2009

Bitches n' hoes

1. Skanky mothas that need to clean between their legs.
2.When two people are tight and are the coolest people in the world they say "bitches n'hoes" ( off of the movie 'jay and silent bob strike back' )

1.Hey grace whad up?
2.Bitches n' hoes nigga!
1. Word.

by Gangsta October 30, 2004

Hummer 'n run

When a man receives oral sex from a girl who is leaving town the next day.

Hoyt pulled a Hummer 'n run on this girl he met at the bar last night. She was drunk. He brought her home. He got a blow job.

She moved to another city the next day.

by The Great White Cracker May 21, 2009

Swoop N' Swap

When you kiss a girl who has in a dip and you steal it out of her mouth and put it in your lip. You swoop the dip and swap some spit.

Friend: Hey where'd you get that dip? I thought you used your can up this morning.
You: I did, I pulled a quick Swoop N' Swap on my girlfriend.
Friend: Good Call

by CAGP June 22, 2010