Tender Lump

A tender lump is when a boy has tender swollen nips.

John: OW BRO
Lance: What dude?
John: Bro you hit my tender lump
Lance: Dont call it that.

by TenderNips December 9, 2021

Love lumps

When you get socked or punched for every year you've aged in place of a gift or present. Used as a way to show affection for a loved one without being seen as mushy or soft.

My brother turned 18 today so I gave him 18 love lumps and that new Madden.

by APXPRDTOR December 28, 2021

Pussy lump

An old saying for a welt in the vaginal area.

When my Mother used a cold wet washcloth to clean her face and stop the bleeding, a large pussy lump containing a pencil eraser came out.

by Mcp523 March 12, 2022

funk lumper

Someone who funks lumps

Wow, rebel wolf really lumps funk. Such a funk lumper

by MrGingerRock May 21, 2022

Culdesac Lumberjack

Neighborhood guy, bearded, knows a little about lawn care and home improvement. Knows everything about the Blackstone grill in a kind neighborly way.

That Jason is a true culdesac lumberjack. He really knows his way around the Blackstone.

by Eyenstein May 31, 2022

pleasure lumps

The little balls of poo that massage the shaft of your penis during anal.

Yeah bitch! Clench harder! I wanna feel those pleasure lumps...

by Jack Atrophy August 7, 2022

Trump Lumping

lumping humans into one’s own personal singular self created category without any consideration of the rest of humans multifaceted personality traits. A commenter lumping their opponent into a group with very negative association to remove all legitimacy from their opponent.

Trump was trump lumping when he said “I’m not gonna say who I mean. I’m just saying you had forces saying things that were evil. They were bad people and he is a very, very fine man.”

by AlRut August 23, 2022