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Neighborly Throughput

A condition whereby your neighbor sets-up a WiFi network in their home and forgets to set-up any security, making it accessible to you and everyone else in the neighborhood.
Bob all but gave up on Broadband until he noticed the Neighborly Throughput available in his area.

Neighborly Driveway Toilet 

When an individual drinks certain things, like juice, so they have to go to the bathroom to poop. That individual, begins to hold it while waiting in their neighbor's driveway while their neighbor is not home. When the neighbor is coming down the street in their car, the individual drops their pants and squats with their butt facing the street. As the neighbor tries to pull in the driveway, the individual deficates publicly on the driveway in front of the neighbor and whoever else is watching, then pulls up their pants, and walks back to their house, never looking back.
My neighbor has these barking dogs they let out all hours of the night as well as their teenage sons with their loud exausts and boom boxes. I decided use to their driveway as a Neighborly Driveway Toilet and I think they got the point.

your_neighborly_hippo 

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
yo have you seen your_neighborly_hippo on tiktok

The Neighbors Kid 

Someone who is beyond human comprehension, he typically does weird things and has no soul. He do not feel pain, and can hold up to 36 eggs in each cheek. He is capable of lifting horse with one hand, as well as running 43 MPH. He can eat up to 6 cats in one sitting. If you see him staring at you, it is already to late. You will probably be locked in his sex dungeon under is bed for eternity.
Mom: "You should go and play with The Neighbors Kid!"

Any Logical Person:"Fuck no! I'd rather live!"
The Neighbors Kid by Kyle11480 November 21, 2019

neighbor qualified 

Good neighbor's, people next door that don't annoy you.
So far in my area everyone is neighbor qualified.
neighbor qualified by jpg3 February 1, 2015