When an individual drinks certain things, like juice, so they have to go to the bathroom to poop. That individual, begins to hold it while waiting in their neighbor's driveway while their neighbor is not home. When the neighbor is coming down the
street in their car, the individual drops their pants and squats with their butt facing the street. As the neighbor tries to pull in the driveway, the individual deficates publicly on the driveway in
front of the neighbor and whoever else is watching, then pulls up their pants, and walks back to their
house,
never looking back.
My neighbor has these barking
dogs they let out all hours of the night as
well as their teenage sons with their
loud exausts and boom boxes. I decided use to their driveway as a Neighborly Driveway Toilet and I think they got the point.