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Dick Snorkling 

The act of giving a blowjob underwater.
You Dick Snorkling whore! I saw you give him a blowjob in the jacuzzi last week!
Dick Snorkling by Ieatbeefcurtains January 17, 2011

Dick Caps 

A drinking game created by two men of Theta Chi, David Altier and Jesse Diamond. It is played with Beer or any alcoholic beverage, shot glasses, and bottle caps. The object of the game is to bounce the caps against a table and into the shot glasses that should be placed on a table in the shape of a dick. 5-10 shot glasses can be used and this game can be played with as many people as possible with also as many bottle caps you have available. Here are the rules of the shot glasses: They should be put in the shape of a dick and there should be two or more glasses where you pick someone to drink 5 seconds, one where you drink 5 seconds, a shot glass where you pick someone to drink 10 seconds. And more added if you please.

This is a very chaotic game so play as long as you can, and remember to take some breaks!
Al: Hey Lois, have you heard of this new drinking game Dick Caps?
Lois: No, I haven't how do you play?
Al: Well its all about bouncing bottle caps into shot glasses and getting real fucked up, and FAST.
Lois: WOW! That seems like a great time, lets go get wasted and play Dick Caps!
Dick Caps by Roe Jeis February 22, 2011

Dick Choker 

A cock sock, the goalie, a johnny bag, just another name for a condom.
Steve was raw dogging Sarah when she made him put on a dick choker which caused him to lose his erection
Dick Choker by Bryan Pott October 22, 2011

Dick Zoo 

used to describe a room full of dudes. Use it to replace term "Sausage Fest".
Ex: guy walks into a bar full of dudes "ugh! This place is a total dick zoo!"
Dick Zoo by FranAnnPan January 4, 2012

dick haggler 

A person who is obsessed with finding a guy with the best dick possible. They haggle over the price (the characteristics of the guy) and try to determine if the guy is worth the dick.
Tom was going to propose to Melissa until he found out she was a dick haggler and knew he didn't have enough to compensate for his average member.
dick haggler by nicheh October 17, 2013

dick chi 

The energy derived in the male external genitalia, which, during sexual intercourse, is reverberated into the female genitalia, causing excessive lubrication and, in some cases, female orgasm. In these cases, dick chi is polarized into pussy chi.
I'm tired. Your pussy stole my dick chi!
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dick chi by DickChiMaster February 3, 2014