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Watering Hole

The act of cumming/pissing in a girls plugged pussy, then drinking it out/forcing someone else to drink it.

Best performed in a gang bang or sexual interaction engaging many people.
Ohh dude, last night we made Alex drink all of Amy's watering hole.
by Optizzle. March 8, 2017
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withering tooth

The decaying, pungent form of an older person's tooth once their mouth has become a cesspool of bacteria. Usually occurs during a long, drawn out singing episode by said, old person. The continued singing will actually manifest in the song lyric, "The Withering Tooth".
Arvide had the withering tooth, while carrying a backpack.
by Sky Masterson February 11, 2006
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Writing Sign

The symbol located in any chat showing that the other person is typing. This usually happens after a pause in conversation or a wrong turn in the chat. Usually a person begins to type to keep the conversation going but sees the other person typing too and out of laziness lets the other say something pointless.
Guy 1. It's so hard to keep a convo with this girl.
Guy 2. Why's that?
Guy 1. She's so random, if I didn't see her Writing Sign this conversation wouldn't make any sense!
by Steve Machete December 14, 2010
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Watering the Moustache

The act of describing a runny nose after swimming all day long.
Dude, are you still watering the moustache!
by bbergonio June 20, 2011
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writing in your journal

a substitution for the word masturbation so you can talk about it in polite company without arousing suspicion.
Writing in your journal is a very stress relieving activity.
I need some private time to write in my journal.
I like it when my girlfriend comes over because we can write in each other's journal.
by journal-writer86 November 18, 2011
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Writing Sabbatical

Another way of saying, "Got fired and can't find a damn job"; almost exclusively used by Ivy League douchebags
"What's he up to?"

"His boss told him to get the hell out, so now he's on a "Writing Sabbatical" collecting unemployment.
by zaxron_rhodes December 3, 2013
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Watering My Monkey

An excuse to tell your friend when you aren't really busy, but don't actually want to spend time with them either.
"Hey Elizabeth, can you hang out tonight" "No, sorry, I'm watering my monkey tonight"
by thndrchunky December 1, 2016
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