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Working at the Play Doh Factory

Where did you disappear to?
Oh, I've been working at the play doh factory.
by Crevice June 13, 2008
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working deals

The thought, attempt, and effort put into intiating a hookup. One can "work deals" on another or have their "deal worked".

Source: KM, New Trier Class of 2006
" Yeah I worked his deal so hard, he came home with me last night"

"I suck at working deals, and thats why i go home alone every night"

"I want my deal worked by HER!"
by trevs4lyfe April 11, 2007
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working for the clown

Jim must be desperate for a job, he's working for the clown!
by Yostiemonster February 2, 2006
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wanking like peter on the dole

Masturbating 11 times a day while sponging off society.
We all started wanking like peter on the dole when we saw the bottle of midleton.

it was like john just grew a badonkadonk.
by elburno March 8, 2008
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winking emoji

A way of girls to tell you indirectly they are romantically interested in you.
Jimmy - Talk later
Jessica - I'll see you Tommorow "winking emoji"
by Aprettycoolperson April 20, 2015
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Wanking

The act or the art of jerking off but the word sounds cool so I can just say I'm wanking instead of saying I'm jerking off
Wanking
Hey Michael is wanking right now
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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