dilly-wad

a complte and total idot

dude ur the biggest dilly-wad ive ever fuckin seen

by j2dizzo September 7, 2003

dookey wads

Big explosive poopies

You big dookey wads!

by jellobelly101 April 18, 2018

Dip-wad

Someone who is annoying in a way that is slightly over the average amount of annoying. Or perhaps they're just not cooperating...

Get over here, you dip-wad!

by +Fake+Noodle+ January 20, 2022

Gummy Wad

The result of eating a 5 pound bag of gummy bears

Example:

"Fuck man, I just shit out a gummy wad the size of my face"

by Nadramia December 9, 2019

gum wad

the product of eating all 14 pieces of gum inside of a trident watermelon package

Ethan: Owain i bought 4 packs of trident watermelon gum
Owain: lets eat the whole thing and make a big ass gum wad

by 8fag8fag8 December 13, 2018

Tijuana wad

(n.) A large stack (or wad) of money, comprised primarily of single dollar bills, used to imply someone is rich when they actually aren't.

Bill pulled a huge stack of cash from his wallet, and handed it to his friend Jeff. Jeff, amazed, counted the stack to find it was made of mostly ones. Jeff was given a Tijuana Wad.

by Arlas July 3, 2015

nugget wad

A large sack of fried chicken

Could you please pass me the nugget wad?

by Jehosaphat Barren June 20, 2017