tuning the tuba

playing with balls while giving head....

i wish my wife would tune my tuba more often....Tuning the tuba...

by Bigbadbootydaddy6909 May 14, 2009

Turbing

Something that's calming or peaceful, the opposite of disturbing.

Guy 1: Man, tonight's so peaceful.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's super turbing.

by Plerfle July 21, 2020

Residential Touring

Pushing your car to the absolute limit in a suburban neighborhood, I.E. 25 MPH zones. Usually occurs when someone is late or in an extreme hurry.
-Or-
Racing to beat your own previous records in a 'low speed' environment.
Highly illegal, highly fun!

Passenger: "Man slow the fuck down! You gonna get us killed!"
Driver: "I can't! Their gonna reem our asses if were late, we gotta pull some Residential Touring!"

Example 2..

"Man it was crazy! We did 105 in a 25. Straight Residential Touring bro!"

Example 3.

"Yeah man we went Residential Touring last night, it was exhilerating!"

by Dexatrim Natural May 28, 2007

dragon Turfing

The act of standing on a girl with big fake breasts and flapping them back and forth pretending like they are wings while also rapping your new mixtape as that shit is fire.

Hey. Did you hear about the Dragon Turfing I did last night?

by Dragon Turfing April 20, 2017

tubring

what DUMB ASS people call "tub ring"

"ThE Boyz in tubring are sooo fine!!11 i wana do'z them all!! tubring, please come play in my hometown!!"

by bob the fucking gob October 11, 2004

tubing

The act of shitting in another persons ass via a tube. Once thought to be preformed with nothing but a tube, recent studies have shown that a mechinal device; ie a motor, is a must to create a suction to aid in the process of said act.

"Man, Katie got so turned on when I tubed her, I straight shit in her ass."

by Natochan[LS] February 8, 2005

Noob Tubing

The act of shitting in someone's mouth after they have passed out at a party.

Guy 1: Did you see zach at the party?

Guy2: Yeah, I saw someone Noob Tubing him....

by Sebekeron February 14, 2012