TP

'TP' or 'TPism' refers to the art of being a typical pakistani. Many TPs you may identify as speaking like a roadman (ie "fam", "blood" etc), driving a C-class Mercedes, asking "excuse me bruv do you smoke weed by any chance?" and finishing the majority of sentences with "enni bro".

It must be noted that TPs may be driving at outrageous speeds on civilian roads.

"I'm heading small heath next week"

"Christ I've heard thats TP land"

by Darren Dobbs May 31, 2018

TP Dingleberry

T = Toilet
P = Paper
Dingleberry... See Dingleberry

Erick: How'd it all come out?
Betty: It was exquisite except I think I might have a TP Dingleberry.

by Darlalalala March 5, 2011

tp

toddler porn
Toddlers under the age of 5-6 years old doing sexual activity or having sex with other older people

p2: Bro someone just posted free tp.

p2: REPORT IT BITCH!

by Hamdle April 4, 2023

TP

to chill, and its not that serious like chillout bro ur buggin wrd 2 my deads

" bro tp it was just a joke"

by kariahgzz March 2, 2023

Tp

Means to calm down

Her: what’s school you go to

Him: tp you fed!

by Signinboomer January 4, 2022

TP

To is short for Toilet paper and also Tomara percival

Person 1: Omg did you see tp yesterday they went nuts
Person 2: did I see toilet paper no duh I took a big shit
Person 1: no no Tomara Percival

Person 2: oh yeah she was totally nuts yesterday

by Michelle abrame January 5, 2021

TP

TP is shut the fuck up and don't make it hot (LAMIK PINDER) but it also mean let me put you on right quick new your style(by tjbindoley🥷🏽)

"yo gng tp tp tp lemme put you on rq" or "YO TP YU MAKIN IT HOT"

by tjbindoley February 10, 2022