tool

Someone who, in a wanton nature, follows the status quo without question; even if the result of their actions undermine their character (or lack thereof).

The police officer was such a tool, he gave me a ticket for going 36 in a 35. He said, "Breaking the law is breaking the law".

by masterofsleep May 4, 2015

Tool

One who walks/runs around without a shirt, wears their hat on backwards, spends their summer in just swim trunks because they love the way their 6 pack looks, even when it's 65 degrees and raining. Wants to be a model, and or post model type pictures on their facebook,twitter,tumblr account, talks to multiple women in the same day, has way to many friends on facebook that he has never seen in real life, is late to everything, and usually is capable of getting attention from women from their unusual ability of playing the drums very well, said the word SWAG more than three times in their life immediately classifies them as a classic tool. Or longboards everywhere because they cant drive yet / or bum a ride off a friend that day.

friend that is always a tool

by clay10roll November 7, 2012

Tool

Slang for a firearm

He was talking crazy so i took my tool out and shot him.

by TrenWarr March 31, 2022

Tool

A person who is dumb and is good for nothing other than being used for something, such as money or sex. This can also describe someone who is useless except when being used by others.

"I think a lot of the jocks are tools. They are good for nothing except for their bodies and money."
"He is such a sucker and a tool."

by rainprincess64 October 30, 2011

tool

Someone without an original thought or feeling of their own. They just kiss up to people in power.

That tool for the Washington Post just wrote another hit piece on Bernie Sanders.

by spiraldaddy May 11, 2016

Tooling

Ice/meth induced behavior that makes seemingly mundane tasks seem so exciting that you focus on it for hours aka "stuck"

That shit must have been fire, cuz John has been tooling hard and removed every electrical outlet in the house looking for listening devices that "the man" is using to spy on him.

by Lilliandelight June 30, 2019

Tool

A guy who wears sleeveless shirts, and lets his tits hang out on the sides. He wears Everlast shorts and is proud of his road rash. A true Somervillian douchebag.

Paul a.k.a Tool - “Coco... go get the ball dummy!!!”

by CMSTAFF June 16, 2018