noob toob

A term used for the grenade launcher attachment in call of duty. Named for the lack needed skill only noobs use it even in RL.

(Marine):DoOd LoOk At mY 1337 NaDe LaUnCh3r
(Marine's friend):LaWl only nubs use noob toobs

by Flipsk8r1409 March 31, 2009

toby tig

toby tig is a game made popular by the blackwatch regiment of the UK army. The game has the same format as tig where whoever is 'it' has to tig someone else to become 'it'. To do this they must wait until someone is asleep or not paying attention and slap them in the face with their penis (LOL) known as a pecker or turkey slap. Games of toby tig have been known to go on for longer than a month....

Mikey: Guys i'm bored what we going to do
Spiden: Lets play Toby Tig
Nick: what the hell spiden i don't want to take a penis on the chops!
Pete: then you can go it

by toby tigger October 20, 2008

toby tickler

applying some sort of substance (peanut butter, lotion, etc.) to your vagina and then calling a dog over to lick it off.

Named after an Indiana women who was arrested after police found videos of her and her dog Toby on her laptop.

Fido is my favorite dog, he gave me the best Toby Tickler ever.

by tcm2538 March 18, 2009

Toby Archbolt

Toby Archbolt is a victim in the psychological horror game, Silent Hill 4: The Room. Toby is the old black guy with a messed up body, he is known as Victim 14. Toby was a priest of the Silent Hill cult, in which he helped recover from its problems after the murder of some prominent cult members. He was also a businessman, one of which involved selling drugs, in attempt to help the town's people. Due to these, Toby was elected to council council.

-Player: "That guy looks fucked up."

-Friend: "He's probably Toby Archbolt."

by Joseph Schreiber November 15, 2009

toobing

When you are bawls deep in looking at Youtube vids at work. As if nothing matters in the world!!!

Boss: Can you bring me those TPS reports?
You: Fk off I'm toobing!!!

by Jay229 November 17, 2014

Noob Toobing

In First-Person shooters, where a player (specifically a noob, hence "noob toobing") kills players using only grenade launchers, RPGs, Rocket launchers, or any other weapon considered cheap. While it is ok to do this once in a while, it considered just not right to do repeadedly.

"dude, stop noob toobing, it is retarded."

by IKilledKenny72 February 7, 2010

toobooninating

toobooninating is when someone is hogging the computer and wont let another person get on. this sometimes occurs when the toobooninater is making up a definition on urban dictionary. and the toobooninatee is waiting and wont stop talking to them and nagging them to get off so that he/she/it/ can get on myspace then go to the bk lounge.

stop toobooninating, i got to go to bk lounge soon!

by Andrew that is the cool one July 5, 2007