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woke and toke

to wake up and toke a big up fatty :) blunt
"I WOKE AND TOKE THIS MORNING" :)
by ALYSSA D. April 2, 2007
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One of those douchebags

A phrase that was originally used against people who were tired when they came back from camp, but has evolved and can now be used against anything that someone might be doing that seems like something a douchebag would do.
1: "Wanna hang out?"
2: "I'm too tired, i just got back from camp"
1: " Wow, your one of those douchebags that's tired when they come back from camp?"

3: "What are you having for dinner?"
4: "Pizza."
3: "One of those douchebags that eats pizza."
by YoudontknowmeYouthinkyouownme October 19, 2009
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three toke pass

A sophisticated passing system for when a joint is rolled and about to be smoked. If someone (usually the person who rolled it) calls 'three toke pass,' it basically means you have three tokes on the joint before you pass it. Usually, three toke pass is the default toke amount.
Guy 1: "Yo, dude, we doin' three toke pass, right?"
Guy 2: "Yup."
Guy 1: "Sweet."
by Rep August 24, 2004
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what are those?

an exclamation shouted by social media users everywhere when referring to someone without "shoe game". originated as a vine, and can sometimes be funny, but lots of lame people don't say it with enough force and end up looking extremely awkward.
kid: "mom, I got one question for you."
mom: "oh alrigh-"
kid: "what are those? ." *points to moms loafers*
by Medium Salsa August 6, 2015
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Six Beer Thoery

The "theory" that when two men are each given a 6 pack of beer and sufficient porn, they theoretically turn gay (or rather, bisexual).
We tested the six beer theory with Bill and Joe, and sure enough, they exchanged numbers after the experiment.
by Mel March 31, 2004
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What are those

A stupid ass saying made up on vine but I most likely use it when I see crocks on a person's feet.
1; what are those?!?
2; those are my crocs.
by Bribri11 November 18, 2015
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thote

My thote is killin' me! I need some water!
by mycousingotatonsillectomy June 16, 2009
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