shit-tarted

1) to be drunk beyond belief
2) shit-faced

1) After all that beer, Aleman, with wings, was shit-tarted in Chatty's room.

by David Chatterton February 5, 2005

Pop-Tarting

The act of talking on a cell phone while it's on speakerphone as you hold it like a pop-tart.

I hate it when people are Pop-tarting on their phones in public.

by The Hist March 26, 2020

tasty tart

A cute girl.
A cute slutty girl.
A cute girl who tastes really sweet.
A cute tasty girl with a really pretty pussy.
A cute girl with a tasty pussy.
A cute girl who like to flirt and flash.

Krissy is one tasty tart!

by jsd9632 August 17, 2012

Piss Tart

A woman who derives sexual pleasure from the act of urinating, watching urination or being urinated upon during sex.

Also a man who engages in such behavior.

"Thank God I drank all that beer. Because, when I got home, I found out she was a total piss tart."

by luckylisp January 2, 2009

Tag Tart

Women who only goes after military men or their dog tags.

Reah is such a tag tart.

by kim blevins April 6, 2006

shart tart

an exclamatory expression or an insult. literally meaning shart in a tart.

awww shart tart!
or
sarah quit being such a shart tart.

by shartytarttarthead6987 May 13, 2011

Tart Farmer

One whom farms tarts eg. ,A Pimp,Ho's U rs,Hosales,Pink markerteer.

"Did you pull last night?"
No ended up going to procure the services of the local tart farmer!

by John1984 February 9, 2006