punk tale

Punk Tale is a little asshole who doesn't know when to quit.

Person: "Stop grabbing at my anus} dad! Your such a Punk Tale}!

by Poptart Savage February 26, 2016

Dolphin Tale

When you get your dick sucked at a movie theater.

"I'm going with my girlfriend to the movies later, I hope she's in the mood for dolphin tale."

by Jason Jorgs September 27, 2019

Time is a taddle-tale

Phrase:

Given enough time, the answer(s) will arise.

Time always tells.

Everything happens for a reason.

The universe tends to unfold as it should.

Do you think I'll be able to do that one day Dad? I'm certain that if you keep trying you will. Time is a taddle-tale son, it'll tell us when it chooses.

by Blantern August 01, 2018

ferry tales

Da body of literary fiction recounting da adventures of Theodore Tugboat and his friends.

Many of da stories in Da Brothers Grimm's book were morbid and violent; I much prefer da modern-day ferry tales, where everyone generally makes an effort to get along and work together.

by QuacksO September 05, 2022

Grimlight: A Tale of Dreams

A beautiful mobile game about fairy tales and legends from around the world. You are the dreamer in the game. You wake up in a fantasy world with a beautiful figure standing in front of you. That is Aurora. Together, the dreamer and Aurora have to discover the truth of this fantasy world. You have to defeat the dreamless evil along the way. Many beautiful characters await you in this game. Created by Eight Studio Corp., a Korean game dev company.

Player 1: I have a new skin for Aurora! She looks so elegant!
Player 2: Amazing! I got the Winter Queen and she is destructive!
Player 3: Woah, she is splendid! I love the beautiful, heart-warming soundtracks of this game1 I'm almost in tears from the update theme and the main theme...
Player 4: Same here! This is why we love Grimlight: A Tale of Dreams.

by LaserImouto January 04, 2023

ho-tale

A converation about a recent outrageous sexual encounter.

Man, I hate talking to her... she always has some outrageous Ho-Tale to tell me.

by Kyssable March 05, 2008

Tales of Hoffman

A musical work written by Jacques Offenbach; it exults the lives of famed Hollywood actors Dustin L. and Philip S.

The Tales of Hoffman were written by an excellent musician, excellent musician. Yeah, he's an excellent musician; he was my MAIN MAN way back when. Jeopardy is on at eight.

by QuacksO April 21, 2019