assordid

Used to describe details that are both numerous and “juicy”, but which are not suitable to discuss in front of ladies or children. Usually uttered in an uncomplimentary context, where the speaker feels revulsion or disgust, or is upset with the loose-tongued “reporter” for not having more discretion in what details he is choosing to divulge.

Clueless guy: Wow, you should see the awesome collection of secret-fantasy toys that Barry has! He’s got zebra-striped-fur-lined handcuffs, a gold-plated whipped-cream dispenser, stainless-steel-studded black-leather collars and belts with ---“

Squeamish dude: Uggghhhhh… TMI, Bud! Spare me the assordid details!

by QuacksO November 23, 2011

assordion

The ability to make ones prolapsed rectal passage have the in and out movement of an accordion!

Wow! Did you see that person's assordion? They could push it in and out like a party favor!😝

by INCUBUSS February 17, 2021