The practice of excreting into the cistern of a toilet.
Take the lid off, do your business, lid back on and flush! The number2 will go through not only the flush water but through most of the toilet plumbing and stink for ages. I've seen it done! Classic
Take the lid off, do your business, lid back on and flush! The number2 will go through not only the flush water but through most of the toilet plumbing and stink for ages. I've seen it done! Classic
I was at Alex's house warming last Saturday night, and I dropped a cistern shuffle in his toilet, his plumbing is screwed.
by JimBim2 April 15, 2009
Get the Cistern Shufflemug. When a man sticks his penis in between two thicc women's booties and shakes back and forth between them until ejaculation.
by N16H7SL1C3 October 18, 2017
Get the bun shufflingmug. When listening to your itunes library on shuffle for a long time. You start Shuffle Breaking when you finally come to a song you cant stand so you click next, and than you can not stop clicking next.
by Bintini July 19, 2012
Get the Shuffle Breakingmug. An act of masturbation on a plane under a blanket while watching a film.
First happened while a guy was watching the Bond flick 'Live & Let Die', and was caught having a cheeky one under his blanket over Solitaire (Jane Seymour). Hence 'A Solitaire Shuffle'.
First happened while a guy was watching the Bond flick 'Live & Let Die', and was caught having a cheeky one under his blanket over Solitaire (Jane Seymour). Hence 'A Solitaire Shuffle'.
by Ipcress March 7, 2016
Get the A Solitaire Shufflemug. What is the west side shuffle you may ask?
Westside shuffle: the act of reckless driving on the westside of Youngstown, Ohio. Typically on the one way, 2 lane roads oakwood (eastbound) and Connecticut ave (westbound) acts of reckless driving or “shufflin” is included (but not limited to) speeding, disobeying stop lights/signals, inoperable merging signals and from time to time a “close call fender bender” or even traveling the incorrect way on the one way routes. typically hood rats and uninsured motorists partake in the “westside shuffle”
Westside shuffle: the act of reckless driving on the westside of Youngstown, Ohio. Typically on the one way, 2 lane roads oakwood (eastbound) and Connecticut ave (westbound) acts of reckless driving or “shufflin” is included (but not limited to) speeding, disobeying stop lights/signals, inoperable merging signals and from time to time a “close call fender bender” or even traveling the incorrect way on the one way routes. typically hood rats and uninsured motorists partake in the “westside shuffle”
by Switchbladeg3 September 26, 2019
Get the The Westside Shufflemug. The act of someone walking at a snails pace in front of you in a busy street or venue, while checking their iPhone, updating their status, tweeting etc.
"The guy in front of me was moving so effing slow and he wasn't even watching in front of him. Too busy checking his texts.
He was set to iPhone shuffle."
He was set to iPhone shuffle."
by Adsinjapan September 1, 2013
Get the iPhone Shufflemug. Thelma was doing the Donkey Shuffle and getting her chores done while Jim followed her around pillaging her anus.
by thetendertaint January 4, 2018
Get the Donkey Shufflemug.