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Short pump middle school 

Short pump middle is probably the home of half the sluts in America. The top of the tower is the queen bee she sits in her thrown with the king (he changes every week) and demands her slaves to buy her Starbucks or take a picture of some shity picture. There's also her royal advisors and everyone else is either a peasant or slave. Every girl and guy except for the ones that have no idea what sex is have been fucked and half became pregnant. This school is pretty much the definition of Deep Run High School, so I'm not going to waiste your time.y time explaining. Go look it up.
I went to short pump middle school a virgin came out, I had had sex 20+ times!

Short Train 

A massive orgy in which each male has his penis in the man in front of him creating a 'train' of gay sex. Derives from common acts followed by the Ezekiel Short
Andrew: Gosh, my hand is cramped from last night's Short Train!
Wilson: At least your penis isn't covered in toxic fingerpaint, that Ezekiel Short got way out of hand and into my rectum last night!
Short Train by UNOWN31 June 28, 2010

short timer

After turning in your resignation, you end up not giving a damn about your job during the remaining two weeks notice you gave them
Sure, I'm leaving and gave two weeks notice, but I REALLY want it to be over NOW. I have short timer disease

short-eye 

Every parent knows what short-eyes means. It's that weird man (or woman) who doesn't look the parent in the eye, but instead looks down to stare at the children. In prison, it refers to a pedo.
Husband: Did you see that weird dude looking down at our little Suzy ???
Wife: I did. He's definitely a short-eye.
Husband: Should I kick the pedo's ass ?
Wife: Let's just get the hell outta here before he comes back !

short penis

short penis by Jake_Paul123 November 14, 2017

short king spring 

The term, which refers to men who are under 5'9”, has taken off after users pointed out a number of celebrity pairings where the man is shorter than the woman.
Tom Holland out here celebrating short king spring with Zendaya .
short king spring by Irene A. April 11, 2022

short list 

Top few people or things that are at the top of the list, instead of the million other entries.
Liz Hurley and J-lo along with vida are on my short list of the hottest women alive. The long list is five thousand more.
short list by JONBIG February 28, 2007