2 definitions by Coma-doof warrior

ZUCK

An internet term for IDIOT. Also, rhymes with buck, cuck, duck, f^ck, guck, huck, muck, puck, suck, stuck and yuck

Joe: What do you think of Mark ?
Ben: That dude is a ZUCK
Joe: You got that right, brah !

by Coma-doof warrior May 26, 2017

short-eye

Every parent knows what short-eyes means. It's that weird man (or woman) who doesn't look the parent in the eye, but instead looks down to stare at the children. In prison, it refers to a pedo.

Husband: Did you see that weird dude looking down at our little Suzy ???
Wife: I did. He's definitely a short-eye.
Husband: Should I kick the pedo's ass ?
Wife: Let's just get the hell outta here before he comes back !

by Coma-doof warrior May 26, 2017