crab shoot

If you're going to have sex with a hoe and you don't know if she has crabs.

I slept with some whore last night and she was pretty damn dirty. It was a real crab shoot!

by Max August 19, 2004

shoot some hoops

To have a shit where the toilet is the hoop and your shit is the ball

Man i just had to shoot some hoops cause I was touching cloth I wouldnt go in there for a while the rims a little dirty

by GarethRees November 5, 2006

shoot the 5

a 5 minute fight

fu*k u ni**a u pussy letz shoot da 5 rite now

by beena November 8, 2003

shoot the cookie

A circle of guys jack off on to a cookie and the last one to cum has to eat it.

The grossest thing my ex-boyfriend ever did was play shoot the cookie, and once I found out I broke up with him.

by Syrah Azulip May 10, 2007

Photo shoot lesbian.

A woman who is pretending to be a lesbian for a photo shoot. You can usually spot differences between a real lesbian and a photo shoot lesbian.

Boy 1 : Did you see that picture of those to girls together? Hot!
Boy 2: Yeah, but one is a total Photo shoot lesbian.
Boy 1: How do you know?
Boy 2: One girls has long-ass nails. I don't think girls want a nail shoved up their vagina!

by Alesbianwithshortnails. June 12, 2011

Dookie Shoot

noun: 1. A term referring to the asshole. 2. The ass hole.

Do you take it up the Dookie Shoot?

by Mike's Wifey May 15, 2005

shept

In World of Warcraft, this is the past tense of having become polymorphed into a sheep.

Get on Stevesy's mob, he has been shept!

by Mister Perce July 21, 2006