A shlogen is a giant penis that has wings.
by qcumber June 24, 2008
Get the Shlogen mug.A person, usually female, who can't afford their own shore house but will do nearly anything to stay at someone else's expensive vacation home at the Jersey shore except offer cash.
Also a person who wishes they owned a shore house but can't afford it, but expect others to provide such accomodations for them free of charge. This person usually whines like a child on every nice day about how they wish they were at the beach, interspersed with phone calls to relatives asking when they are going to buy a shore house.
Also a person who wishes they owned a shore house but can't afford it, but expect others to provide such accomodations for them free of charge. This person usually whines like a child on every nice day about how they wish they were at the beach, interspersed with phone calls to relatives asking when they are going to buy a shore house.
"Maude's staying at their house again? Wow she is quite the shore whore!"
"Kara wants to know when we are buying a shore house because its summer, she's a teacher, and wants to relax on the beach all summer. She's willing to shore whore for you if you buy something down there"
"Kara wants to know when we are buying a shore house because its summer, she's a teacher, and wants to relax on the beach all summer. She's willing to shore whore for you if you buy something down there"
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A real skank monster with an unquenchable thirst for semen and attention. Often confused as a typical slore. There are similarities but the Slore Lord is truly one with the dick sucking ways. Excels at lying cheating and blue balling to an extreme that would not be found in a typical pack of slores in public. They often blend in with there environment well and they excel at tricking, lying, deceiving and eventually destroying the very essence that is man.
" A yo Erika sucked like five dicks last weekend at my party... isn't she engaged? Sounds to me like you aren't dealing with just a typical slore but a Slore Lord"
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I can keep my indie cred even though I watched Wild Wild West because of the Jersey Shore Exemption.
by TylerDurden365 January 27, 2010
Get the Jersey Shore Exemption mug.Founded in 1923, Shorecrest Preparatory School (SPS) is a wannabe elitist school for posers in St Petersburg, Florida. Despite being a campus primarily comprised of portables behind a facade, Shorecrest has succeeded in luring the children and money of suckers for many years, mostly due to the parents' pathetic desire to pretend they're important while their children end up worthless druggie losers shuffling through the halls of many a junior college across these United States after failing out of some average state school.
Nonetheless, Shorecrest strides along telling all who will listen just how great they are, a note that only falls on the ears of the ugly and/or fat but rich, the once-poor newly-rich, those with an inferiority complex, and they who pose.
SPS fields a decent array of athletic teams, which all are beacons of mediocrity year in and year out. Taking the field, they suit up in hideous green and highlighter yellow uniforms, which they claim are kelly green and gold (clearly a symbolic microcosom of a distorted perception and losery obsession with mock-wealth and ensuing clinical envy), and actually serve as a distracting element to aid their poor athletic endeavors. These blaringly fugly unis are normally adorned by a lightning bolt somewhere, though lately SPS has been brave enough, dorky enough, and posery enough to steal the snakey looking S from the Slytherin House of Hogwarts from the childrens' book series of Harry Potter.
Shorecrest's lush 23-acre campus of portables and pine needles is nestled between festering swamp land, a faux-neighborhood of poorly built homes, and a powerplant that probably gives off enough radiation to explain both the failures of Shorecrest alumni, teachers and their woeful state of denial and thereby protective pomposity.
Nonetheless, Shorecrest strides along telling all who will listen just how great they are, a note that only falls on the ears of the ugly and/or fat but rich, the once-poor newly-rich, those with an inferiority complex, and they who pose.
SPS fields a decent array of athletic teams, which all are beacons of mediocrity year in and year out. Taking the field, they suit up in hideous green and highlighter yellow uniforms, which they claim are kelly green and gold (clearly a symbolic microcosom of a distorted perception and losery obsession with mock-wealth and ensuing clinical envy), and actually serve as a distracting element to aid their poor athletic endeavors. These blaringly fugly unis are normally adorned by a lightning bolt somewhere, though lately SPS has been brave enough, dorky enough, and posery enough to steal the snakey looking S from the Slytherin House of Hogwarts from the childrens' book series of Harry Potter.
Shorecrest's lush 23-acre campus of portables and pine needles is nestled between festering swamp land, a faux-neighborhood of poorly built homes, and a powerplant that probably gives off enough radiation to explain both the failures of Shorecrest alumni, teachers and their woeful state of denial and thereby protective pomposity.
Uh, I go to Shorecrest.
by who11 November 28, 2006
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