Severed head

A hopefully rare incident that occurs after an all day binge drinking affair in which you’re receiving a blow job (hopefully not whiskey dicking it) but the alcohol is just too much and you must grab her by her hair, pull upward, and throw up off the side of a bed.

Hey bro, I got so drunk the other day that I brought the waitress home and got a blow job. Stomach started churning and I grabbed that bitches hair and her head dangled like a severed head while I threw up off the side of the bed. It was a great night.

by Daddyspill August 26, 2019

Severious

A combination of the words; severe and serious, to emphasize something that is not only serious or severe, but severely serious.

"dude, did you just see that fight then"
"yeah man, it was way severious"

by Tucker_ver.3.0 April 18, 2007

severe vaginitis

A male who lacks one or more testicles and acts as such.

Wow, did you hear about that Stephen Briggs kid?

No what about him?

Oh, he is missing both his balls and he has a giant vagina on his chest?

Oh, yeah i did hear about him... he has a case of severe vaginitis.

by who dat kid? September 4, 2010

The Bob Seger

The Bob Seger is a complex and often painful sexual act that involves inserting a man's testicles into the anus of his partner and grinding his hips to the song "Night Moves" by Bob Seger.

He ended up in the hospital with testicular torsion after he gave this girl The Bob Seger.

by Tacoslocos January 16, 2015

Severna Park

A great place to be, but actually NOT the home of the greatest community college in the nation. Anne Arundel Community College has 3 locations that I'm aware of, one in Arnold, one in Glen Burnie, and one in Hanover next to the Arundel Mills mall....

Man some people are really stupid to confuse Severna Park with Arnold. An SP resident would want to take credit for AACC... until they actually have to attend.

by Lauren G F April 11, 2008

Severus Snape

The person involved in a 1337 flash movie dancing to an underrated Right Said Fred song. . .

I'm a model, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk. . .

by The Ravenclaw Seeker May 7, 2004

Severyn

A loving but monsterous person.

Severyn is a loving person, but at a moments notice can become a monster.

by Dernise May 1, 2009