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leap second

Leap second is a weird kind of second that is inserted at the end of a random day. During the leap second, the clock will read: **:59:60 (** is relative to where you are). The leap second is inserted to make sure that the clock is in sync with the Earth's rotation. The full list of leap seconds can be found by googling "leap second list".
The leap second is added, and now I can live 1 second longer!!! What will you do in the leap second?
by Kranzy January 10, 2017
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Swayze Seconds

When your coolest friend has a fuck buddy who has fallen for you and allows the relationship to continue with no problem at all. As Patrick Swayze's character in Point Break, "Bodhi," says: "What's Mine Is Yours."
"You guys are like brothers and he let you fuck her?! Man that's "Swayze Seconds" bruh.
by White Boy from Kentucky. June 17, 2009
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sober seconds

when having sex while on the piss didn't feel good enough, and going back for more while sober starts to sound like a good idea
Dani: You did it sober?
Bec: You did it twice?
Tom: You went back for sober seconds?
Macy: *in tears* ...he kept going soft...
by Totallynotarealstory February 27, 2022
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snappy seconds

When someone sends you a saved Snapchat (caption and all) over a different platform, making it obvious the original was meant for someone on Snapchat and you're getting their sloppy seconds.
Taylor must be talking to another girl, he sent me snappy seconds of his dog.
by modern lexicographer January 27, 2023
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Dirty Seconds

Snapping up a chick whose has been with other dudes
My best friend’s is bangin my ex Chloe. He got my dirty seconds
by puZslayer69 January 8, 2020
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obamium the second

the matierial that contains the most obama in the world
obamium the second has been found in 2066 after the big explosion of obama
by The bored asian kid in class January 22, 2021
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Second dad

A person who is not your real dad, but instead the other person who takes care of you. Like your guardian or mentor.

He can also be the person you look up to or is an inspiration to you. This term is especially used for people who are in anime fandoms. daddy second father dad father uncle guardian mentor inspiration
That guy right there is my second dad! He is always helping me out and looking out for me!
by spoodermaniscool January 25, 2020
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