Second flush

When you have to flush the toilet twice because all of your shit didn't go down or some of it came back up when the bowl filled back up

Because of all the wine I drank last night my first shit required a second flush

by AUWFT September 17, 2016

Second dad

A person who is not your real dad, but instead the other person who takes care of you. Like your guardian or mentor.

He can also be the person you look up to or is an inspiration to you. This term is especially used for people who are in anime fandoms. daddy second father dad father uncle guardian mentor inspiration

That guy right there is my second dad! He is always helping me out and looking out for me!

by spoodermaniscool January 25, 2020

Just a second

An indeterminate amount of time between now and never where time is both not and of the essence.

Hana: Can I have your help with shoveling my car out of the snow, James?
James: Just a second and I will be right there I'm a little busy at the moment.
Hana: On second thought I'll just do it myself, thanks anyway.

by mastermrmiester July 3, 2019

november second

The day of love ❤😘 spread love to those you love including family 👨👦👧👩👴👵 feedings and 👱bfs and 👱 ♀️Gfs. And if you oy don't have a gf or bf you will b the end of the day

November second you day of love ❤😘.....

by Jaccelyn October 31, 2019

obamium the second

the matierial that contains the most obama in the world

obamium the second has been found in 2066 after the big explosion of obama

by The bored asian kid in class January 22, 2021

second monitor

male birth control

A: do you have a gf?
B: nah, I have second monitor.

by Alex_Sobol February 13, 2022

second splash

When you have a successful bowel movement but sometime later need to go back to the toilet for more.

I had a good one this morning but had to go back for a second splash after breakfast

by bdbetty October 11, 2015