schmiegal

Noun- A slut; whore; hoochie; hood rat. Someone who "sleeps around"

"Dude, do you recognize Alex's girlfriend?"
"Yah, isn't that Melissa from High School?"
"Yep- that's her. She blew the whole football team before every game."
"I know! That chick is a total schmiegal, man."

by Mortis McAbre May 18, 2010

schliem

A drug deal where someone steals your money.
Any event where something bad happens.

I tried to get some coke, but the nigger schliem me good. I hate getting the schliem.
I tracked poop all through the house. I can't believe that schliem happened. I can't clean up that schliem.

by Rezo Dezo Pezo April 6, 2008

Schlief

The are of sticking your foot up a woman's butt, also called "Footing"

It felt so good when we schliefed.

by Lkatmeintennisee June 6, 2011

Schmea

A word used when you dont really know what to say. and dont really care enough to make something up. like a 'eh' or a 'dunno'.

Hey Magnus.. How's the weather?

Magnus: Schmea.

or

Hey Magnus.. Did you hear about the world's largest mole found in mongolia?

Magnus: Schmea

by vooooot November 1, 2011

Schmeckinwepper

A synonym for dick/penis

Look at that dude's schmeckinwepper!

by Zedrywith August 11, 2017

30 sec schmeck

When a girl gives you a hand job in a movie for only thirty seconds only allowing half an erection to be achieved.

Justin: How was that date at the movies last night?

Billy: Well I had a 30 sec schmeck

Justin: Wow it was that bad?

Billy: Yea

by press B for Blackman May 25, 2010

schmeagol

Feeling lazy, not wanting to move, feeling greasy, feeling hungover, being high>

Look at mike in his bed after drinking last night...What a schmeagol!

by cangreko April 3, 2010