Schmangle

fucking someone hard in the vagina

I schmangled Taylor so hard!!!

by FuckingTaylorDaily March 16, 2012

schenectady scab pick

When the chick sticks a butterknife in her lovers penis and wiggles it around while picking her scab on her va jay jay.

Daniel was sent to the hospital after experiencing the schenectady scab pick.

by The Pink Rainbow April 2, 2010

schmear

A cocky and arrogant person who suprisingly has many friends who look past these faults

I can't believe that cocky Schmear won homecoming king!!

by settler69 February 20, 2008

schmang

dried spooge! otherwise known as crusty cum

I spoooged in my bed last night and woke up with schmang on my ear

by Brian October 5, 2004

Schmear

Noun: The crystalline residue that forms on the smooth plastic surface of a cellular telephone display by one’s ear during a call. If the display is not wiped off on one’s pant leg after each use, schmear will solidify into the characteristic hardened crystalline coating. Schmear will require the application of a solvent, sometimes saliva, to restore the normal appearance of the display. Also spelled Schm-Ear.

Dude, the schmear on my phone was so bad I had to lick it off to see who was calling.

by Mike G October 18, 2005

Fancy Schmancy

a high brow word for a comman item:

pate = chopped liver

by Paul Marion January 29, 2004

Schlender

An Incredibly long, drawn out crap involving excessive amounts of grunting and ginormous Logs.

Dude, Ryan just clogged the Toilet with a huge Schlender! Gross!

by The Phi Tau's November 11, 2004