scat signing

A series of gestures that look as if they should be meaningful but are actually complete nonsense.

“Bottom dances pretty cool, but what’s he doing with his hands?”
“He can’t sing, so must resort to scat signing.”

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 17, 2010

Scat Scratch

Is caused when one takes a messy shit and doesn't remove all the dirty residue. After walking around your ass cheeks become chaffed. Its the worst on a hot summer's day. This can also happen to male when ramming a persons unclean ass.

John took an explosive dump as soon as we got to Amusement Park. At the end of the day he looked like someone had shoved a 12 foot dick in his ass. He was suffering from the scat scratch.

Guy to Friend- "Dude, I nailed Betty in the ass the other night. I don't think she didn't wiped good enough. my dick has a huge scat scratch.

by legendDF September 15, 2011

scat head

To have shit for brains

Dion was a scat head

by onedrome February 15, 2012

Scat jack

To pleasure oneself using a syncopated and improvised rhythm to delight and surprise one's penis.

I scat jacked last night and sounded like Bobby McFerrin when I came.

by Enginerd8 August 3, 2015

Scat one out

To masturbate and take a shit at the same time.

I had to scat one out before my big date. I didn't want to have to take a dump around a girl on a first date and if course I needed to rub one out before a date.

by donkeybuddha August 21, 2015

Scat tower

The penis of a gay man. A Homo-erectus.

I was in Brighton, excavating a particularly succulent seam of marmite. I employed my scat tower as the only reasonable tool for the job.

by Poo Olympics Gold Medal Winner October 23, 2016

Scat Palmer

When you poop in your hand then jerk off with it.

I ran out of lube so I gave myself a scat palmer

by clashclashclash February 23, 2017