safe zone

n. a neutral territory posessing no hostile energies. violence is not possible in these places.

my car is my safe zone.

by t3r^ July 14, 2006

Safe Haven

A super amazing song by the best band in the world - State Champs

Person 1: "Do you know this song?"
Person 2: "Um.. yes!! It's Safe Haven by State Champs!"

by pseudonymous bach October 25, 2018

Safe Porn

Watching a TV show or movie just because you are sexually attracted to the actor or actress in it, using the excuse you are watching the TV show or movie 'because you like the story.'

I had a safe porn Ashton Kutcher marathon last night.

by pentaxCamera November 26, 2011

safe sex

Something most people don't understand.
It's called a condom.

My whores and I practise safe sex. I don't wanna get second-hand shpongle on me.

by Falken January 17, 2003

safe shit

When your dog gets in the garbage, eats a used condom and shits it out whole.

Her pussy was so good the dog ate the condom and took a safe shit.

by dl luvin October 6, 2011

Safe space

a place where no fun is allowed and people that get offended by the wind usually hang out

Jared is always on his safe space because he thinks the sun is oppressing him because it shows he is ugly

by BeefyCC September 1, 2018

safe man

A man who one can have no strings attached sex with because he is drug and disease free, not interested in commitments and is a great lover.

Jane was married but unhappy with her boring sex life so she is looking for a safe man to bang her.

by justin paris July 1, 2008