stooling

A sexual practice whereby the male in a heterosexual relationship freezes his faeces and the woman (when the faeces is frozen) uses the said tool as a dildo to pleasure herself.

The male members of Liberty-x were suprised to find the females all stooling following a concert

by Al and Si March 7, 2003

green stool

What you get when you drink way way too much grape Kool-aid or virtually anything with purple dye in it.

I had some grape drink, then about an hour later I had a green stool.

by Bomni February 8, 2005

Stooled

The act of sitting on a random stranger's lap and completely ignoring them.

While sitting at the bar, Shelly walked up to some guy and totally stooled him while he was watching the game.

by eto418 August 21, 2008

stoolish

Stupid and foolish, involving a miraculous lack of intelligence.

"When Ted tried to water-ski using banana peels, Tammy called him a stoolish clown."

by hawnasay November 12, 2006

Bar Stool

When your cock is so enormous that a chick can only fit the head inside of her as she tries to ride you, and you can then have some fun by spinning her around on it like a barstool.

This bitch was so too tight to fuck properly, so I decided to give her a spin on the ol' Bar Stool.

by Michael Gargiulo May 14, 2005

Stool Assistant

One who assist's in helping you at sit down at a table.

Bill, you better stay the fuck away from that gay bar. There is a guy in there that wanted to push my stool in.

by JLOH December 15, 2004

Stool

fecal matter excreted from the bowwels

cardboard brown poop also known as stool

by stoolmuncher09 September 16, 2009