A ferociously ugly woman who happens to have a gut that hangs over her private parts.
"Whoa, get a load of that fugly-gunt!"
Masturbation. The fondling of one's self in a sexual manner.
Johnny spent all day palm-scroggin' when he should have been completing his homework.
The wonderful time that comes between midnight and 6am, it's after midnight so not technically night, but it's before daylight, so not technically morning. Also it's technically tomorrow, hence: to-mornin'
By the time they finished drinking and dancing at all of the local bars, it was tomornin'.
Stupid and foolish, involving a miraculous lack of intelligence.
"When Ted tried to water-ski using banana peels, Tammy called him a stoolish clown."
This is a person who drank way too much the night before.
"Man I feel like a bag of old and moldy ass"