roarer

Erect penis; hard cock; full dick

Just thinking about giving her a pearl necklace gave me a roarer.

by yorrick hunt January 13, 2008

chillin like a bird in the road

same as the original chillin like a bird, to act more ill than possible by any normal person

did you see that gangster, he was chillin like a bird in the road

by j-rob mad fresh April 25, 2010

ROAD ROLLER DA!

Wait, does the road roller come with the stand?

ROAD ROLLER DA!
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by heretoraidanddestroy September 29, 2020

Chinese roadblock

Setting the speed of your vehicle on the highway to that of another vehicle in the next lane that is currently driving no faster than the speed limit to punish drivers behind you who have been tailgating you for miles. This generally only works on two-lane highways.

This jackass behind me has been riding my bumper for 10 minutes. Let's set up a Chinese roadblock and see if we can get him to have a coronary.

by A-Damage April 7, 2011

Road head

Head received on a lengthy car ride to ensure normal blood circulation to lower extremeties. Doctors recommend this once hourly.

Doctor in emergency room : Sir how long has it been since you last received Road Head?
Victim: Two hours

Doctor in emergency room : WE NEED TO PREP A ROOM STAT HE'S NOT LOOKING TO GOOD

by Middle aged middle white male November 7, 2018

Roadkill Pussy

A woman's vagina with enormous external hanging purple-ish colored "mud flaps" that is so gross and nausea-inducing that it reminds one of a smashed possum on the roadway i.e. roadkill pussy.

"Did you see Noreen's ugly pussy at the pool party last Saturday when the bitch whipped off her granny pants-like swimsuit bottoms?? I almost lost my lunch!!"

"Yeah man, her stuff looked like roadkill pussy!! I wouldn't fuck that bitch with YOUR dick!!"

by GoHome&GetYour FuckingShinebox January 11, 2010

Rainbow Roadhead

The act of receiving a blowjob while playing Mario Kart Wii on the Rainbow Road course.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me Rainbow Roadhead and I still came in first place!

by BonerSandwich June 13, 2011