Dab of ranch

Means when someone cums in a blunt/bowl of weed and smokes it

Man u want to hit this Dab of ranch i just cummed in it

by Wolf423 February 17, 2018

Dab Of Ranch

A phrase that people named Ciz Travis saw on Urban Dictionary, not realizing you can just make up definitions out of thin air

Ciz Travis is a dab of ranch

by Mwatts03 November 16, 2017

wrinkle ranch

area of the pool at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas, NV that is full of old people,

dude, let's go setup shop over there, "nah, that's the wrinkle ranch, let's go to the other side"

by stitch April 7, 2004

Ranch Squirter

A woman that vaginally injects ranch dressing, then squirts it onto a salad where another woman eats such salad.

That chick is a ranch squirter.

by THE REAL DEAL RANCH SQUIRT July 6, 2009

ranch stache

When your fucked up and you lick a bowl of ranch and have some on your face

Man, that bro over there has a ranch stache.

by Lord Anthony October 22, 2017

nipple ranch

When you jizz on the nipples and you wipe lettuce all over it. Substituting it for ranch when you broke as fuck. (Usually you make the partner eat it all)

Suzie wanted a salad but we were out of ranch, so we made nipple ranch instead.

by Cotton Picker 69/420 April 21, 2016

diamond ranch

a big ranch. you know, like a farm. a diamond ranch.

i need to head over to the diamond ranch before prom

by kereo April 28, 2017