Private Donut 

Acctualy, this is where a lonely low ranking officer in the armed forces has to make do with a donut for sexual company. Say, if his hand has been blown off an dhe cant get an other private to blow him off.

Im just off for a private donut!

Private Donut by Philly the willy February 23, 2005

private ballons 

a sad and geekie nick-name for brests. my friend made it up, *tisk tisk*

yo i touched her private ballons, there squishie like you're moms apple pie.

private ballons by dj. cracka August 20, 2005

Private Puppy

1)Imaginary vagina
2) Something used to piss Ashes off.

Sexy man : do you have a private puppy?
Sexy Man : o.o
Ashes (Elite): a private puppy?
Ashes (Elite): whatt?
Ashes (Elite): lol
Sexy Man: D:
Sexy Man: how do you not have one?!
Sexy Man: o.o

Private Puppy by Snipir October 19, 2008

Private Online Retail Network 

An acronym for porn. Used when you mean "porn" but don't want to say "porn"

"What are you doing?"
"Surfing some private online retail networks"

Private Online Retail Network by tangerineftw May 24, 2009

private law 

Law dealing with enforcing private matters, like wills, trusts (trust funds), and such.

According to Private Law, and his grandfather's will, his claim on his inheritance was right.

private law by Easy Eve May 10, 2016

Private Call

A Skype call consisting of two people, either in a 1 on 1 call or "privately" in a group call.

"Christina and Schmozilla were too busy with their private call to join us."
"Enrico and Benjamin enjoy regular private calls, as it is a healthy part of their relationship."

Private Call by Tessacotta-Bitch July 28, 2016

Private School Bubble

When a group of students at a private school do believe that they are 'the shit' and seem to believe the world owes them. This minority is generally confused to be what every student at a private school is like but that is not true.

#1: Those guys over there are definitely in a Private School Bubble.
#2: Yeah definitely, he refused to get the public bus because he was scared of being stabbed.

Private School Bubble by Surging_Sanders June 10, 2016