riding the pine

in sports, when someone is not playing they sit on the bench or if they have been playing badly they get benched.

michael is riding the pine today, hes not good enough to start.

by junkieman January 23, 2009

blond pineapple of death

a middle-age or older woman who generally wreaks havoc, but with a smile on her face while doing it; typically (but not limited to) southern housewife; can ruin your entire day with one well-timed zinger, again delivered with a charming white smile of gorgeous veneers done by one of her husband's golf buddies. most often spotted at ladies' tea rooms and/or talbots, and can easily be recognized by the perfect blond coif, and usually (but not always) a shrill voice.

I ran in Talbot's today to pick up a sweater, and the blond pineapple of death rang me out. Sheesh.

by volhostess April 21, 2009

short end of the pineapple

Shafted; Not given the best of something; When you receive the smallest fudgy oat square.

"I got the smallest cookie"
"looks like you received the short end of the pineapple on that one!"

by E February 21, 2005

pineappled

A flexible word, 'pineappled' refers to being fucked around or fucked up. Except in a worse way, (thanks to all those spiky bits).

Instead of saying 'I was fucked up the arse',

you would say;'I was pineappled'

by Morto September 6, 2005

pikeyville

ockendon market on a tuesday or saturday

me"we cant go 2 dilkes today, wed have to walk through pikeyville"

by blox2006 August 15, 2006

Pine Away

To lose vigor, health, or flesh, as through grief.

Pine Away

"After her husband died, she just pined away"

by ElefanteBranco December 23, 2011

Pineapple Shnobler

When you and a friend are sitting on a bed and a naked 427 pound Korean woman walks into the room with pineapples taped to her thighs and commences a lap dance on both of you at the same time

Me and Nawty got a pineapple shnobler this weekend from Mrs. Lin next door.

by NawtyDeath August 10, 2012