pert

The act of releasing gas while urinating. (Fart-pee)

I was so embarassed when I perted.

Wow I think I am going to pert.

by JKrue June 3, 2008

pert norg

A Norweigan; a fine mammary gland in the singular

A gust of wind momentarily exposed Ritas left breast. What a pert norg!

by Clungefest June 29, 2006

pertitious

The condition of tight, firm breasts on a woman. Combination of the words "pert" and "tits".

Whoa! My new girlfriend just walked in. The young one with the pertitious body.

by Herb Spice July 20, 2008

Perturbation

The act of pleasuring oneself whilst anxious or unsettled.

Unsure of when my French train would actually depart, I tried to kill time, but the best I could manage was a perturbation.

by monkeyinsurgency September 20, 2015

Phart

When your phone makes the sound of passing gas

My phone has been receiving pharts all day , been blowing up none stop

by M-ass-ter Gass-ass 2 May 29, 2017

pertrice

compulsive liar who kikes to annoy her ex boyfriend

dont go with aa girl called pertrice she will ruin your life

by pertrice July 18, 2017

Pertell

diarrhea soup.

"Daniel Tiger asked to eat some Pertell for breakfast"

by John H. Beach Chicken January 16, 2020