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pert

The act of releasing gas while urinating. (Fart-pee)
I was so embarassed when I perted.

Wow I think I am going to pert.
by JKrue June 3, 2008
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pert norg

A Norweigan; a fine mammary gland in the singular
A gust of wind momentarily exposed Ritas left breast. What a pert norg!
by Clungefest June 29, 2006
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pertitious

The condition of tight, firm breasts on a woman. Combination of the words "pert" and "tits".
Whoa! My new girlfriend just walked in. The young one with the pertitious body.
by Herb Spice July 20, 2008
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Perturbation

The act of pleasuring oneself whilst anxious or unsettled.
Unsure of when my French train would actually depart, I tried to kill time, but the best I could manage was a perturbation.
by monkeyinsurgency September 20, 2015
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Phart

When your phone makes the sound of passing gas
My phone has been receiving pharts all day , been blowing up none stop
by M-ass-ter Gass-ass 2 May 29, 2017
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pertrice

compulsive liar who kikes to annoy her ex boyfriend
dont go with aa girl called pertrice she will ruin your life
by pertrice July 18, 2017
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Pertell

"Daniel Tiger asked to eat some Pertell for breakfast"
by John H. Beach Chicken January 16, 2020
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